Total Medals Earned: 17 (From 7 different games.) Total Medal Score: 195 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
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Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/505 points)
Die 50 times
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Send the reincarny back to hell!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
throw 100 hadoukens
defeat all large enemies
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/180 points)
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 6/20 (95/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Play over an hour
Play over 2 hours
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 4/8 (50/350 points)
Hit 20 notes in a row
Hit 40 notes in a row
Hit 30 notes in a row
Hit 50 notes in a row
Hit 100 notes in a row
Get 98% or better on a Vuvu Hero song
Hit 200 notes in a row
Hit 300 notes in a row